I laughed and laughed

... either that or I'm just way tired.
Overheard in the Office...


1PM Have You Ever Seen a Horse Slip on a Banana Peel? Disaster
Office peon on phone: ... It's almost like you're putting the monkey before the horse.

S. Lima StreetEnglewood, Colorado



4PM Unless He Hits the Cancer Jackpot
Health care counselor, advising another about a caller: Well, unless he has AIDS or MS, he's out of luck.

Metrocenter Boulevard
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: happyhealthworker



2PM But the Boss Keeps Yelling at Me to Take the Clothespins Off My Face
CSR on the phone: At first it was a bad pain, and now it's like a good pain, like I can take it a little more now.

Graphics Drive
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: The Mole


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