WARNING! expletives ahead...
In my job, I deal with tax authorities a lot. It's a positive or a negative experience depending on who you speak with, but today it was all I could do not to burst out laughing on the phone. At least this person doesn't hold back eh?
Part of a three-way phone call with two people at the state tax commission:
K: Why won't it let me print? Don't you just press Control-P?
Nice elderly woman: Oh I don't know, these things
K: C'mon stupid stupid stupid thing. Dumb crappy, poopy thing
Nice elderly woman: We're in the middle...
K: Shit
Nice elderly woman: of implementing a new tax, so our system's
K: All messed up. Maybe I can get a copy of this here.... shit piece of crap. Dammit.
Me: Don't you just want to smash your computer sometimes?
Both of them: YES!
K: Well hell, I'll just add you to my happy little list of things to do on Monday and get back to you.
Me: That would be fine, thank you so much.
2 comments:
hahahahahah freaking awesome!
Please tell me that "your call monitored for quality purposes" by someone at the State tax commission!
:-D
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